Monday, March 23, 2015

Half Full or Half Empty

The Bear could not avoid hearing about Pope Francis liquifying half of St. Januarius' blood. He assumes it happened as reported. What does that mean?

The Bear has a pretty good idea what it doesn't mean. It doesn't mean the smoking light is on over the adultery shack. It doesn't mean sodomy is suddenly swell. It doesn't mean we're just one, big, happy, ecumenical, Christian family.

The Bear is not being flippant. It probably means something, but the Bear supposes it depends on whether you are are half-full or half-empty when it comes to Francis. The reality is, we have no idea. We should always look at the fruits of the tree, as Jesus taught.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Quick-Eyed Love

Love bade me welcome; yet my soul drew back,
Guilty of dust and sin.
But quick-eyed Love, observing me grow slack
From my first entrance in,
Drew nearer to me, sweetly questioning
If I lacked anything.

"A guest," I answered "worthy to be here";
Love said "You shall be he."
"I, the unkind, ungrateful? Ah, my dear,
I cannot look on Thee."
Love took my hand, and smiling did reply
"Who made the eyes but I?"

"Truth, Lord; but I have marred them: let my shame
Go where it doth deserve."
"And know you not," says Love "who bore the blame?"
"My dear, then I will serve."
"You must sit down," says Love "and taste my meat."
So I did sit and eat.

-- George Herbert 

Thursday, March 12, 2015

David the Bear-Killer

Just who really was the underdog in the David and Goliath match-up? David may have come up short in the tale of the tape, but when it came to sheer killing power, David towered over the Philistine giant.

34 But David said to Saul, “Your servant used to keep sheep for his father. And when there came a lion, or a bear, and took a lamb from the flock, 35 I went after him and struck him and delivered it out of his mouth. And if he arose against me, I caught him by his beard and struck him and killed him.

(1 Sa 17:34–35).

In other words, David could hunt bears with a switch, as the old saying goes, only without the switch. Youthful braggadocio or a matter of fact?

Sadly, David's boast of killing innocent bears could very well be true. David's secret was state-of-the-art Bronze Age weaponry: the sling. Slingers were prized missile troops in the ancient world because a practiced slinger could hurl a good-sized stone (or lead) missile with incredible accuracy and lethal effect. Some lead missiles have been found with graffiti on them: "FROM ROME WITH LOVE," or the equivalent.

It is not beyond possibility that one or more shots from an expert slinger could stun a bear, making him vulnerable for clubbing. One suspects the bear usually retreated before it came to that, though. As for Goliath, he was the first person in recorded history to bring a knife to a gunfight.

St. Peter wrote: "Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour." (1 Pe 5:8). We need to be "watchful," just as a shepherd is watchful, and courageous and clever. Some temptations we might be able to meet head-on, but we must flee others, as Joseph fled Potiphar's wife. Prayers are the closest thing we have to sling missiles. Most importantly, the devil doesn't fight fair, and God doesn't expect us to, either. In fact, God calls the very idea, "stupid." Sometimes we must engage in a curious battle against ourselves, staying one step ahead of the world, the traitorous flesh, and the devil.

If David ever killed a bear with his bare hands, you can be sure he did not do it without God's assistance. All the saints agree that the biggest mistake we can make is to rely on ourselves.


Tuesday, March 10, 2015

An Icon Is Worth A Thousand Words

Russian fighter in its fighting colors.

Russian fighter with an icon of St. Michael the Archangel painted on the belly.

I wonder how they negotiated the minefield of whiny Wiccans and angry atheists to actually do this?