The Perfect Catholic Valentine's Day Gift

Forget The Pajamagram. (A Bear in a hoodie-footie is just ridiculous.) Give a gift St. Valentine will approve of. What better way to say "I love you" than helping that special someone to stay out of Hell? For the discriminating Catholic, Fireside offers a brand new premium hardcover edition of the NABRE.

It comes with a slipcover, two ribbons, and extra content. You probably won't be throwing this into the back seat for your RCIA class, but it would be perfect for study or lectio divina in your favorite chair. We're not Puritans. There's nothing wrong with the Word of God looking like it.

Naturally, this kind of quality is not cheap, but you can find it on Amazon for $73.

That's still way cheaper than a Pajamagram. And a Pajamagram won't help at all when the Bavarian Bible Bear pays a visit. You'll just look ridiculous running in a hoodie-footie.


  1. Come to think of it, those Instagram getups do kinda look like the basic Halloween devil costume. Just add pitchfork and horns.

    Eeuch -- now I'm, like, all creeped out. But at least I know why Instagram ads make me want to run and hide :-D

  2. Pajamagram, I mean. (Hey, it's early.)


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