Friday, August 22, 2014

Why Branding is Important

A tip from St. Corbinian's Bear! If you're going to start an evil empire, make sure the name is consistent with your aims. "ISIS" is a bad choice if you hate women (Isis is a goddess), hate gods other than Allah (goddess), and hate idols (you get the picture).

In today's crowded field of evil Islamic death cults, you need distinctive branding to set you apart. There's an old brand that still sets the bar for absolute evil. Why settle for anything less? Instead of ISIS, the Bear suggests NAZI. Hey, don't thank me, you've earned it.



2 comments:

  1. What the heck were they thinking?

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  2. ok...that's really funny.

    ...or how 'bout "REDSKINS"? According to the PC crowd, anyone who would call themselves that is beyond evil and depraved. it might work out well in the long run, as the lib media might actually start calling them terrorists instead of 'freedom fighters', 'militants' and 'insurgents'.

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