Thursday, September 11, 2014

Bearanoia II

Blogger is a free service of Google that makes it easy for Bears to create and maintain blogs. But, you know, every time the Bear blogs unfavorably on certain topics such as homosexuality or Islam, he is arguably in violation of Blogger terms of service. (That goes for any of you bloggers.)

If the Bear annoys someone, all a malcontent has to do is go up to the top of the page and report him for abuse. St. Corbinian's Bear blog could presumably vanish without a trace one day. Some bloggers have speculated that Blogger has other punitive measures, such as de-indexing. Suffice it to say, the Bear doesn't trust Blogger.

Bears, however, are cunning, and not without a sense of humor.

The Bear has a backup site:

www.usccb.us

The bishops are finally making
sense!
Feel free to LOL. The story behind this is that the Bear learned how to buy domains after several bottles of Korbinian's Doppelbock. A bad idea that does not bear discussion here never materialized, but to this day, many lucky souls looking for the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops are redirected to SCB.

Oh, sure, the Bear will probably never have to use it, any more than the disaster shelter he dug in the backyard. But the motto of a Scout is Be Prepared.

Should SCB ever be declared a "hate site" and be sent down the memory hole, the Bear will regroup at usccb.us.

That should be easy to remember.

3 comments:

  1. Kudos to the smartest and most cunning Bear I know! Why you would surely elicit praise from Pope Francis for your 'holy cunning'!

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