Mrs. Bear Posts
I thought I should let you know that I found this on the Bear's study door. He has been suffering from a terrible distemper after the Pope said only jolly people were real Catholics. Our Bear is many things, but jolly is not one of them.
I dare not wake him up. Hopefully he'll wake up soon. Given his erratic behavior in the past, I thought I should tell his hundreds of thousands of readers (or so he tells me) that he is not pulling another disappearing act.