Update From Mrs. Bear

Dear Bloggers (that's what you people call yourselves, right?)

Bear is awake. I heard him scuffing about in his study and when I tapped on the door he growled that he was making a list of people's jaw bones to rip off in 2015. I'm pretty sure that was a metaphor or whatever. Pretty sure.

So you can expect him to start his blogcast again soon.

He told me to find a pony, like I'm going to do that. DISGUSTING. We have some do-nothing goats, though, although that's pretty disgusting, too, at least the way HE eats!!!

Yours truly,
Mrs. Bear


  1. Matthew 15:17 "Do you not see that whatever goes into the mouth, like a juicy pony, enters the stomach, and goes out into the sewer? 18 But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this is what defiles."


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