Vatican Spokesmodel Deemed Too Hawt


Who better to address the concerns of ordinary women than your ordinary, gorgeous, buxom, blond, Italian actress? However, the Vatican has come under fire by spoil sports in the U.S.

The ordinary spokesmodel urges women to send videos of themselves to the Vatican. Or photos. (Suitable entries that are not chosen for Vatican promotional material will be referred to Il Colpo Grosso.) Seriously, Italians are just not wired to have a problem with something like this, unlike American feminists with a chip on their shoulder the size of a Chevy Volt.

This is a perfect example of the "what have you done for me lately?" attitude of leftists. One Italian bleached bombshell with a couple sets of false eyelashes and all of a sudden Pope Francis is a medieval misogynist. "Insensitive," don't you know.

The clerico-cultural axis is not a match made in Heaven. The Pope and his Vatican are perfectly capable of misstepping, as we just saw with Rabbitgate. This all goes along with the Bear's fervent desire that, until Francis and company are ready to promote the Church's established teaching on non-negotiable matters, it is best if no one pays much attention to them.

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