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The Cult of the Bear!

A comment by Michael Dowd on the American Catholic comment section made the Bear's day:

The Bear knows. The Bear speaks. The Bear is right. Long live The Bear.

The woodlands now have a pledge. It is simple, comprehensive, and majestic. Of course, recitation by the woodland creatures is purely voluntary.

For the time being.


  1. Long live and God Bless the Bear.

    1. Here's another expression:

      The Bear contemplates. The Bear growls. We listen.

    2. I think I like the, how shall I say, almost Stalinist directness of your first. The second would be perfect, though, for those nights in the Big Clearing around the campfire, when the woodland creatures interpret the various sounds emitted by a possibly sleeping Bear.


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