Thursday, July 30, 2015

Bruno and Cecil -- Together

Together in Large Predator Heaven: Bruno and Cecil
How long will humans' war against nature continue?

Assassinated 2006 by order of Bavarian President Edmund Stoiber.

Assassinated 2015 by a dentist.

Bears and lions don't usually hang out together. But the Bear imagines them now, each cut down in his prime, but enjoying textured vegetable protein antelope and faux guinea pigs. (Yes, guinea pigs. One of the animals Bruno supposedly killed as he roamed through Bavaria under diplomatic immunity was a guinea pig. Seriously, who leaves their guinea pigs out to get eaten by larger animals, which would include just about all of them?) Neither one of these stories stack up. Call the Bear crazy, but it's almost like men are deliberately killing us for some reason!

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