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Apparently having nothing better to do than bother innocent Bears in their own woods, the European Union has decided poor Bear must spend hours of his life telling everybody that, like everyone else on the planet, he uses cookies on his website. Not even so much the Bear as the wonderful folks at Google that make all this possible. So you may get a pop-up you'll have to click.

Or just read this: COOKIES!!! STAY AWAY!!! GOOGLE MIGHT FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE OR WHAT WEBSITES YOU VISIT!!! LARGE URSINE CREATURES MAY CYBERSTALK YOU FOR PURPOSES KNOWN ONLY TO THEIR OWN PRIMITIVE MINDS!!!

The Bear would hate to have jackbooted Europeans marching through Zoar again, frightening the chickens and snapping photographs of themselves next to Zoarian landmarks like the Goat Log, and the Barn.

Go here if you want all the gruesome details. Or better yet, save yourselves the boredom and don't.

Besides, the Bear has been shaking his laptop for an hour and no cookies have fallen out. So this is probably all for nothing.

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