Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Pope Asks for Prayers to Stop Himself, Bishops

Yay! It's time to once again play our favorite game of What the Heck is the Pope Talking About?

The latest cryptic utterance from the Oracle of Santa Marta is:

"I ask you to pray fervently for this intention," the Pope continued, "so that Christ can take even what might seem to us impure, scandalous or threatening, and turn it ... into a miracle. Families today need miracles!"

Clearly this time the Pope is speaking of none other than himself and the bishops! What is more threatening, scandalous, and impure than the Pope surrounding himself with his favorite Germans and considering yet again how best to destroy the family and corrupt the Church?

Indeed families need miracles. So the Bear invites you to heed the Pope and pray that the machinations of the Vatican are miraculously thwarted and the ideal of the family shines forth in love and purity. The Pope is admitting that they can't help themselves. It's up to us.

h/t Et Cum Spiritu Tuo

8 comments:

  1. Here is the 'miracle' that families need: a pope to stand up for TRUTH.

    We have had enough of scandal and confusion.

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  2. Undoubtedly this miracle will somehow involve apologizing for the truth. I have a bad feeling about October...some unifying ecumenical garbage is coming.

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  3. When Pope Francis speaks can evil be far behind? If he makes the moves implied above he will have made himself a heretic and thus ipso facto no longer a legitimate Pope. Let us pray for him and may God have mercy on his soul.

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  4. Francis is giving you the hint at what he and the modernists will do at the Synod - approve of sin.

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  5. And the miracle he is seeking is the stupidity or foolishness on the part of the faithful to accept the heresy and denial of Christ's teaching, the teaching of the Church for 2000+ years, that he and his cabal plan to unleash in October. Talk about October surprise! Well, it may only be a surprise to the Patheos-i who probably can't imagine such moral failure from Francis. But they will find a way to spin it.

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  6. What percentage of Catholics are onto him, do you think? Surely, 5% would be an optimistic number.

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    1. He'll then put it over fine.

      Gee, this ump tonight (and last night) is like the Francis of MLB. A ball is a strike. A foul is fair. And Cards get the boot.

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    2. "to pray fervently for this intention, so that Christ can take even what might seem to us impure, scandalous or threatening, and turn it -- by making it part of his 'hour' -- into a miracle. Families today need this miracle!" Pope Francis Guayaquil Ecuador 6 JULY 2015
      What the Pope really means:
      "to pray fervently for this intention (that SODOMY be acceptable), so that Christ can take even what might seem to us impure (SODOMY), scandalous(SODOMY) or threatening (SODOMY), and turn it -- by making it part of his 'hour' -- into a (SODOMY) miracle. Families today need this (SODOMY) miracle!" Pope Francis

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