So, without further ado, a small sample of the "Cardinal's" tweets.
(Cheer up. How would you feel if these were real?)
|Actually, Jesus said most of those roads lead to Hell.|
|Thankfully, this is a joke or the Bear would have to lead a Bear Insurrection.|
|"Love is the law. Love under will." Aleister Crowley.|
|Because Jesus went around saying, "Tell me how you feel about this."|
|That's been the problem all along: doctrines!|
|A two-fer! If there were any doubt these were parodies, the one about|
"drag fishing" should settle the issue. And yeah, let's get past that
"narrow understanding of monogamy." LOL
The Bear hopes these brightened your day. You have to give our unknown parodist credit for capturing the spirit of the Franciscan Church in all its goofiness. Agitprop at its very best. The Bear salutes you, Unknown Parodist!