Thursday, August 6, 2015

Plan 9 From Germany

You appeared in an Ed Wood movie: your argument is invalid.
The Bear hangs his head in shame every time Cardinal Reinhard Marx speaks. Poor St. Corbinian! To have his old See of Munich Freising occupied by a man as bad in some ways as Grimoald. Worse. Grimoald was just a thug who tried to kill St. Corbinian. (You can read all about it by clicking the bear badge to the right.) Ironically, St. Corbinian aroused Grimoald's wrath by condemning the warlord's irregular marriage to Biltrudis. Cardinal Marx would bless it!

Even worse, Marx is president of the German bishops' conference. Cardinal Marx is using his position to mastermind a schism. The Bear's heart goes out to the faithful Catholics of Germany.

William Oddie of the Catholic Herald says in a piece today, "German bishops have declared independence from Rome on the issue of same-sex marriage. How far will the rot go?"

A woman who runs a Caritas day-care center lost her job when she announced she was going to go through a sham marriage with another woman. It didn't take long for the firing to be overturned by Church officials. (Only the dioceses of Passau, Regensburg, and Eichstatt have declined to adopt the new, immoral rules.)

Oddie also notes that most German bishops want to implement Cardinal Kasper's scheme for awarding communion as a prize to the divorced and remarried.

Cardinal Marx has previously stated, "Here I stand. I can do no other." Sorry, that was Martin Luther, another unfaithful German who caused untold mischief. Marx actually said, "We are not a branch of Rome."

Not a branch of Rome? If you are not a branch of Rome, Herr Marx, neither are you a bishop! Whatever legitimacy you have derives ultimately from Rome. This is rank Gallicanism. That name insults the French, and the Bear would call it Marxism, except another disreputable German took it first.

Not content to ruin souls in Germany, the Germans and their Rhine Alliance II will attempt to poison every parish in the world at the ill-conceived Synod on the Family in October. To see how far from God this Synod is, notice that it quickly became a Synod on Sexual Perversion and Divorce. In other words, it is mired in pathology, and doesn't care two cents for the challenges ordinary families face. This is the Church we get, thanks to flimsy clerics like Cardinal Marx and Pope Francis (who continues to send mixed signals).

The Bears are against you, Cardinal Marx. Go to the zoo and see. They will all turn their backs on you.

UPDATE: Go to Rorate Caeli for more on Germans destroying the Church again.

12 comments:

  1. Brilliant. Another great reform.
    I believe it is only a matter of time before Americhurch adopts the whimsical, limp-wristed, neo-pagan positions of Kasper and Marx... and I don't have much hope that Pope Francis will, well, behave as popes are supposed to--uphold the deposit of faith.

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    1. If Germany is allowed to get away with communion for adulterers and homosexual marriages -- and it will be -- the real question is this: does the Bride of Christ still reside in the Vatican? How do you reconcile the German Solution with the Church of the Living God?

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  2. "The Bears are against you, Cardinal Marx. Go to the zoo and see. They will all turn their backs on you."

    awwwwww c'mon...you guys can do better than that. I would hope they would have the good bear sense to go full medieval bear on them....ifyaknowwhatimean.

    And Daniel....francis appointed these clowns to their current level of power; they do his bidding; he could shut it down in a nanosecond. He is the worst of the stinking, fetid, festering, lot.

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    1. The Bear knows how they handle Bear in Bavaria. Remember Bruno (assassinated 2006). The Bear does not want to be accused of inciting a Bear Revolt in Bavaria (they're all in zoos, anyway) or threatening a Cardinal and getting investigated by Interpol of something.

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  3. Cardinal Marx needs to take an exit from the Catholic Church.

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    1. I have adopted Fr. Clovis' line: 'There is a joke of sorts....are you more Catholic than the Pope? That's not funny anymore.' I have revised it a bit: 'Are you more Catholic than the Pope'? Boy, I hope so!!'

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    2. francis has also messed up the great "does a bear **** in the woods?" line. sigh.

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  4. Bear, you were conceived in the mind of Almighty God and born upon this earth for no other reason than to run that photo.

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  5. Oh, those German Marx. They destroy everything.

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  6. St. Corbinian, intercede for us and ask God Almighty to demonstrate His will to your successor.

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  7. The other day at Mass our Pastor told us to get ready for changes. And that changes are just part of normal progress. Sounded a little ominous to me.

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