It's that time again: the much-anticipated new Pope Video for March is just around the corner. Because "of Francis, there is never enough." The intentions are:
Universal: Families in Difficulty
That families in need may receive the necessary support and that children may grow up in healthy and peaceful environments.
Evangelization: Persecuted Christians
That those Christians who, on account of their faith, are discriminated against or are being persecuted, may remain strong and faithful to the Gospel, thanks to the incessant prayer of the Church.
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The Bear can envision all sorts of ways these could go bad. Perhaps the first one will simply feature Pope Francis mugging a banker, then walking through the slums of Buenos Aires handing out wads of money to people. They could squeeze some global warming and arms manufacturing in there, too.
The second is very tricky, since practically the exclusive persecutors of Christians in the world today are Muslims. So the Bear predicts this is going to be pretty generic, with the ravaged faces of the elderly, and some Africans in vague distress. Maybe he's got a picture from his meeting with Kim Davis. What the Bear guarantees you won't see are Christians waiting to be beheaded by ISIS.
Chime in with your own predictions, but be quick, it could come out any day now.