|"Cardinal Kasper bets this Bear|
can't get 500 likes."
In any event, invites have been sent to all current Bear Friends to move to this page. Of course, new friends are welcome, as well.
New features include enhanced personal details and biographical data. How tall is Bear at the shoulder on all fours? How much does he weigh? What music does he like? Yeah... stuff like that. (Gosh that sounded so much better when the Bear started this paragraph.)
Here's what is currently up on the soon-to-be-banned page. This is actually going to work out a lot better, the Bear thinks.
Advantages of friending the Bear are many. First of all, if someone is really bothering you, well, a Bear in need is a friend indeed, as the old saying goes. Second, all ephemera (blog, for the uninitiated) articles will be shared on the new FB Page that isn't a Page. Third, the Bear will start posting his world-famous Catholic agitprop for you to enjoy and share, and also random misfirings of his ursine brain in short text form. And lastly, you can enjoy a more intimate and spontaneous relationship with your Bear. (Boy, that came out really creepy sounding, but you know what the Bear means.)