Saturday, May 28, 2016

An Important Message From the Bear

This is from the bear. I decided to retire. Nobody made me. I urge you to show the same loyalty and devotion you showed to me to the Bunny Rabbit. Who will be in charge of things from now on. The Bunny Rabbit is a lot more interesting than I am and had many more interesting adventures. I lied about every thing I did. I am fraud. He is a better writer to.

Goodbye for ever. Listen to the Bunny Rabbit.

12 comments:

  1. The Bear will now be the "contemplative" half of this expanded ministry, apparently.

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  2. I take it you're going to be assuming a contemplative role, thus still participating in the ephemeral office?

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  3. Thanks Bear. Take heart. This soon shall pass. One question: should we stop sending salmon to The Bear and begin sending carrots to the Bunny Rabbit.

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  4. Come on St. Corbinian's Bear! Even God relented for just a few before destroying Sodom. 15 % is more than a few.
    Terrible Terrible parody because it rings too real.
    Praying for you...for us all.

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  5. But will it be a shared blog from this point on--"enlarged," as it were, with the Bunny Rabbit handling practical matters while the Bear remains responsible for all sarcasm? I think that would be best.

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  6. You and the Mrs. expanding the family?

    My puppy will come sniffing and barking at your blog now. He loves bunnies.

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    1. I said I am not that kind of bunny rabbit. I am responsible because I understand the dangers of overpopulation. Look at Australia. And Night of the Lepus.

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  7. Was it a tranquilizer dart? You do know that it will only be temp...never mind.

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  8. Bear you know we're only about 2%.

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    1. That's 2% too many. You cannot fight God forever. -- Bunny Rabbit

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