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Behold! Iron Bear!

Jarvis: "Bear, footnote 351 identified as threat, targeting now."


Now the woodlands are safer than ever. (Feel free to share the Bear's original agitprop, as always.)

The Bear is going to soon reach another landmark. 1000 posts. He respectfully requests suggestions from the woodland creatures about what he should write about.

The Bear would like to take a bit of time off from the blog, if that's okay. Just a bit. He needs to learn how this suit works, and can't think of a better pause point than Iron Bear.

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  1. Why is it I feel like breaking into 115 decibels of "In A Gadda Da Vida"?

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  2. Who do you think MADE the Bear the suit? His old man and the Bear worked together in WWII. Unfortunately, the experiment did not have the desired results. Instead of super Bear-strength, it short-circuited a few, well, more than a few, neuronal connections in the Bear's brain, leaving him erratic, unpredictable, and sometimes violent.

    To make up for that, Tony made the Bear this suit that allows him to fly, amplifies his strength 10-fold, and lets him shoot laser beams out of his paws. Only Tony would think this would be a good idea. But, what, like the Bear's going to turn it down?

    P.S. the Bear's nose is not really that big. It is an effect of the heads up display.

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    1. "Bear's nose is not really that big. It is an effect of the heads up display."

      Looks more like a dog than a bear, but then what would a flea know: everybody looks the same at the roots of the fur.

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  3. I should probably give credit to my eldest son, who has mad skilz with photoshop. He said it took him five minutes with the pictures I provided.

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    1. Oh, but the Bear did the text. So there's that.

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    2. Magical youth technology powers. I would have gotten rid of my iPhone if my son hadn't tutored me. And your daughter draws the delightful bear pics, right? What marvelous little Cubs you and Red Death have produced.

      Seattle kim

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  4. Please write about the social media push to introduce the LGBT agenda into popular films like the Star Wars and Frozen sequels. Sounds trivial, when there are so many (if you will pardon the expression) bigger fish to fry, but it is important for us to realize how relentless the Culture of Death really is. They don't intend to leave anything alone. It's maddening that even children are being made to confront all of this.

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  5. Congratulations on the impending 1000th post...
    Suggestions for further post topics...

    Anything to do with Our Blessed Lord
    Life in Christ
    His virtues, and how to live them
    Prayer
    Lectio Divina
    How to live as a saint
    Bringing Christ to others

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    1. I second these suggestions!. Just add an occasional goat post. (Extra points for baby goats, subtract points for goat burgers.)

      Elizabeth R

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    2. Tertiary! (!!)

      Ovine burgers are really good. No condiments required.

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  6. Write about considerations:
    -Keeping up with Pope Francis: tragedy and comedy
    -2016 election hilarities.
    -USCCB propaganda finder.
    -Examples of major Catholic Media obsequious.
    -New section called 'Bear With It' which would help Catholics stay in the Church in spite of it all.


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    1. I would greatly appreciate a Bear With It section.

      Elizabeth R

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    2. Now, really, this whole ephemeris is one big "Bear with it" message. We're realistic about the problems, but always tell people to "nail your foot to the floor in front of your favorite pew and die there."

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