Sunday, May 29, 2016

FLASH: BEAR ESCAPES

Location of Bear's captivity (Google Street View)

Faruk Yalçın Zoo Darıca Hayvanat Bahçesi - Zoo
Piri Reis
Tuzla Yolu Cad. No:297
41700 Darıca/Kocaeli
Turkey
+90 262 653 6666


Bear's escape route took him in a southwesterly direction to Bosphorus,
ignoring the much shorter northwesterly route. Google Earth.


IN PREDAWN DARKNESS 30 MAY LOCAL, THE BEAR ESCAPED FROM A CELL AT THE FARUK YALÇIN ZOO IN ISTANBUL TURKEY. CONFLICTING EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS SAY THE BEAR MAY HAVE SUFFERED ONE OR MORE GUNSHOT WOUNDS DURING THE ESCAPE AND THE TWO-MILE DASH TO THE BOSPHORUS STRAIT.

THE BEAR WAS LAST SEEN SWIMMING INTO SHIP TRAFFIC WITH TURKISH PATROL VESSELS IN PURSUIT.

SOME HUMAN CASUALTIES ARE REPORTED, BUT ARE SAID TO BE NON-LIFE-THREATENING. ONE ZEBRA DID NOT SURVIVE; DETAILS SKETCHY.

FATE OF THE BEAR IS UNKNOWN.

DETAILS OF THE OPERATION MUST REMAIN CLASSIFIED.

FURTHER REPORTS WHEN NEW INFORMATION IS LEARNED.

THE DAY OF RECKONING APPROACHES RABBIT. YOUR NEW BANNER HAS BEEN REPLACED. YOU CANNOT WIN. FLEE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

B34R OUT.

15 comments:

  1. Obvious fabrication. How pathetic. Stay Fluffy -- Bunny Rabbit

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    1. Always Fluffy SIR!

      To cheer you up, I bring exciting news: Pope Francis does not plan on retiring for he has many responsibilities that he will see through to the end.
      http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2016/05/29/world/europe/ap-eu-rel-vatican-pope.html

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    2. Thank you for the wonderful news! BR

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  2. Alice has arranged transport

    Please roar so we can pick you up.
    Alice’s sight is not so good, and I can’t see through her fur--Flea.

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    1. Dearest Utubeo, I hate for you to go all the way to Turkey on a ruse and be disappointed.

      So, how about you pickup some Syrian refugees while you are there? These wonderful migrants are not dangerous but are in danger and the Pope has instructed all Woodland creatures to open their homes.

      Please bring with you a few, or a dozen, when you return from Turkey. They shall join with us hand in hand, as we accompany them into the great oneness of the mercy.

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    2. I see. So you're the one who started the "landing ship" hoax. Okay. Another mystery solved. Stay Fluffy -- Bunny Rabbit

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  3. Escaping captivity....

    An evil man is held captive by his own sins;
    they are ropes that catch and hold him.
    He will die for lack of self- control;
    he will be lost because of his great foolishness.

    Proverbs 5:22-23

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  4. Escaping captivity 2.....

    But now we have been released from the law, for we died to it and are no longer captive to its power. Now we can serve God, not in the old way of obeying the letter of the law, but in the new way of living in the Spirit.

    Romans 7:6

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  5. Let us pray that the Bear quickly returns and eats the heretical and evil Bunny Rabbit.

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    1. If I'm a heretic then the Pope's a heretic, because I only believe what the Pope tells me.

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    2. There are no more heretics in the oneness of the MERCY.

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  6. I must say I'm going to miss the bunny

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    1. I'm not going anywhere. Stay Fluffy -- Bunny Rabbit.

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