Sunday, May 29, 2016

From a Friend 3 THE BEAR SPEAKS

MAJOR NEWS

A BROADCAST BY THE BEAR HAS BEEN PICKED UP BY SHORTWAVE RADIO AROUND 2015 ZULU TODAY. THE BEAR SOUNDS GOOD. HE MENTIONS HAVING FRIENDS. OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE HELPED HIM GET THIS RECORDING OUT AND THE PICTURE.

FROM PREVIOUS HACKED EMAIL IT LOOKS LIKE THE GOVERNMENT HAS HUNG HIM OUT TO DRY. THE BEAR IS WORRIED BY WHAT HE IS OVERHEARING, AND EXPECTS THE WORST THIS WEEK.

WE DO NOT NEED THE GOVERNMENT. WE NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT THE BEAR WANTS US TO DO. WE ARE B34R. B34R IS EVERYWHERE.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW BANNER, SILLY RABBIT? WATCH YOUR SIX.

B34R OUT.

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8 comments:

  1. I am wondering if these are not subversive forgeries by anti peace and love woodland creatures?

    Now I believe that the photo to the right is the real message from the Bear. Notice how the image of the Bear is across what appears to be a great river. We know that rivers symbolically represent separation, even, dare I say, the living from the dead. So the real Bear is telling us that he is gone and forever separated from us.

    The "hacked" communication is spurious. We know that because of how important government is and how it is through the achievements of government that

    ... the darkness of the disorder caused by unrestrained ambitions and collective forms of selfishness [are dispelled] ... it is clear that, without all this international [governmental] activity, mankind would not have been able to survive the unchecked use of its own possibilities. Every one of these ... advances is a path towards attaining the ideal of human fraternity and a means for its greater realization...

    Pope Francis -- Address to the UN 2016

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    1. Who cares? All these clues are not worth your time. Who knows if that glitchy picture is even the bear? Although you're right, the bear is gone forever. A dead bear walking. Or, I imagine, pacing in a very small cell. Pay no attention to these hackers. We've got people working on their vandalism of this site. I am going to have them arrested, too, because hacking top secret emails is a serious federal crime. Stay Fluffy -- Bunny Rabbit

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    2. He was a contemplative, so a small cell would be fitting....well not really given his girth.

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  2. OH MAN....and all this time i nearly bought it.....

    you're busted.....'Stepan'.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3614880/Un-bear-lievable-Russian-family-sit-dinner-300lb-BEAR-table.html

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    1. This is bear danger awareness month. Within six months you will read how Stepan killed one of them. People think this is cute, but most bear kills are by "domesticated" bears, often with an impeccable record of years behind them. Bears are unreliable and dangerous. Is there a "rabbit danger awareness month?" No. There is not. That is because rabbits are harmless and fluffy. Stay Fluffy -- Bunny Rabbit

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  3. ....is the shepherdess aware of photo #3??? Pretty steamy stuff, you lout.

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  4. Note now that the Vatic-- I mean I have replaced the bear with a proper banner. We will pacify the woodlands. We're not going to let few misfit hackers spoil the wonderful new linguistic events and accompaniment that we have planned for you. Stay Fluffy -- Bunny Rabbit

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  5. After much prayer, finally clicked and arrived at Holy Wisdom at 14:53 local today.
    Abandoning Stegan there unless advised otherwise.
    Using Molecular compound after subjected to morose tunes.
    Alice arranging sale of phosphorus with northern friend to walk with small egyptians.

    Possible peoples car sighting in Zoora.
    Fox plans solidarity with tar baby this week.
    Chickens must avoid at all costs!

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