Monday, May 30, 2016

From a Friend --The Syrian Express

THANK YOU!

DIPLOMATIC CABLE FROM RUSSIA TO UNITED STATES OBTAINED FROM HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SERVER TODAY 30 MAY.

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AMERICAN CITIZEN WAS RESCUED FROM DROWNING BY RUSSIAN LANDING SHIP AZOV TRANSITING BOSPHORUS EN ROUTE TO TARTUS SYRIA. AZOV SHOULD ARRIVE WITHIN NEXT FEW DAYS.

YOUR CITIZEN HAS BEEN TREATED FOR INJURIES AND IS EXPECTED TO MAKE FULL RECOVERY.

IT WAS FORTUNATE THAT OUR SHIP HAPPENED TO BE IN A POSITION TO RENDER HUMANITARIAN SERVICE. PLEASE ADVISE HOW YOU WISH TO PROCEED WITH REGARD TO HIS REPATRIATION.

COINCIDENTALLY, YOUR CITIZEN HAS LONGSTANDING TIES TO RUSSIA. THE PRESIDENT AND THE PATRIARCH OF MOSCOW WISH TO RELAY BEST WISHES FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY AND FUTURE SAFETY. WE ALSO UNDERSTAND HE RENDERED VALIANT SERVICE DURING THE GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR. WE ARE SURE BOTH OUR COUNTRIES ARE PLEASED TO SEE HIM SAFE.

CC: SECRETARIAT OF STATE FOR HIS HOLINESS POPE FRANCIS
CC: TURKISH MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

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THE BEAR HAS POWERFUL FRIENDS. HE IS 1300-YEARS OLD. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE FIRST TO TRY THIS? ARE YOU REALLY SO NAIVE BUNNY RABBIT? YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE USUAL CONSEQUENCES FOR MISTAKES IN THESE KINDS OF THINGS. B34R OUT.


Azov, Russian Black Sea Fleet landing vessel, currently part of "The Syrian Express"
 sending military supplies to the Assad regime. And rescuing Bears.

6 comments:

  1. NICE FAKE IP ADDRESS. YOUR REAL ONE IS 212.77.0.223. DO YOU KNOW WHO HAS THAT IP ADDRESS? WHY, OF COURSE YOU DO, BUNNY RABBIT. YOUR WHOLE OPERATION IS COMING APART LIKE A CHEAP K-MART SUITCASE. B34R SENDS.

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    1. I am not sure who you are, hacker sir, we here in the meadow offer you the great MERCY. You are obviously hostile and angry about something. BUT THAT IS OK. For in MERCY you will find accompaniment here. All will be most well.

      Come come eat and sing with us.

      Let us build a woodland where all are named, their songs and visions heard
      and loved and treasured, taught and claimed as words within the MERCY.
      Built of tears and cries and laughter, prayers of faith and songs of grace,
      let this woodland proclaim from root to canopy:
      All are welcome, all are welcome, all are welcome in this place.

      Delete
    2. Yep. It’s time to go chasing white rabbits.

      Alice and I are going to leave that to the Bear because he’s ten feet tall, where as Alice is, well, just small.

      But it’s been a real trip. Just ask Alice.

      Now before anyone starts judging poor Alice, how would you like to spend 12 hours at 37,000 feet in the “comfort” of the wheel well of an airliner? Sure, I can handle that: it’s tough to kill a Flea. But Alice needed something to help with the high altitude sickness—not to mention having to host a Flea with a blood-addiction.

      I needed her functional in Constantinople because my Russian is rusty.
      Cut her some slack. It’s not like she could see what I was giving her.

      Delete
    3. Nice try Rabbit.

      Doubling my posts to try to discredit me as a Net Noob.

      Delete
  2. Have fun there! Happy Memorial Day. Thanks for the service of the Bear..or Bunny, and his responsibly-produced offspring.

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  3. Let there be sung 'Non nobis' and 'Te Deum'!

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