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The woodland creatures have noticed the late absence of the benevolent lumbering presence known as the Bear.  Be assured that the Bear is very busy on official Bear business. In fact, only tonight he has finished a massive project that perhaps (or perhaps not) one day, relatively soon, he will be able to tell you all about.

Well, not finished.  He has to get the airplane done right. Right now, it's going to pretty much crash if the Bear tries to take off in it, and apparently there are some legalities that the Bear is ignoring. Or so he has been told by someone who ought to know.

But, aside from that minor detail, the official Bear business is complete. Except for rat killing.  And zombie dogs.  But, yeah, pretty much finished.

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  1. Will be toasting you with a Moscow mule this weekend. Carry on comrade.

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  2. well...could that be more cryptic?

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    1. Really? It seemed perfectly clear to me! Things have moved one step short of the Big Announcement since that was written. Come on, Badger, you always knew the Bear would not always be happy in the Woodlands. Not that he's going anywhere. The Woodlands are going to be much bigger, though. All part of the plan for the eventual total conquest of the culture by the Woodland Creatures. You, of course, shall be Minister of Defense.

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    2. "You, of course, shall be Minister of Defense"

      EGG-cellent! I picture our strategy looking roughly like this.....

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrJCDhf5N7k

      ...just substitute 'Bear' for 'William Wallace'; 'Badger' for 'Stephen'; 'dang' for 'fookin'; 'smite the heretics' for 'kill the Anglish', a pony for the deer, aaaaaand other than that it's pretty much verbatim.

      I gotta say Bear....I'm absolutely on pins and needles to hear your news.....I'll be doing calisthenics in a feeble attempt to get into my old uniform till then. A great weekend to you and God bless, dear, furry friend.

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  3. A bear-less world is pretty dull.

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    1. Un-BEAR-able! But so long as God shall please, the Bear will be here. But he has ponies who are not of this pony pen he must tend to. Soon, all shall be revealed.

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