The ONE year the Bear would finish a novel that included this dialogue:
“I’ll answer that question when the Cubs win the World Series.”
“Cubs? Are you trying to jinx me?”
Anyone got any ideas for something that is synonymous in the American culture for "never gonna happen?" Granted, the Bear may yet be okay, but he had better have a backup plan. (Bears are careful that way.)
And you would think the Bear would be rooting for the Cubs, wouldn't you? Ah, but the this is a Catholic ephemeris, and the Bear lives in Southern Illinois, so he is a St. Louis Cardinals fan.