Wednesday, May 10, 2017

New Rap Hit Def Bear Label: "Mercy Coprophagia" UPDATE

Here is a whole piece. 

INTRO

Buona sera.

Fomenter of copraphagia.

Rosary counter.

Self-absorbed Promethean Neo-Pelagian.

Museum mummy.

Children afraid to dance, to cry, afraid of everything!

MAIN SECTION

Buona sera.

Fomenter of copraphagia.

Rosary counter.

Self-absorbed Promethean Neo-Pelagian.

Museum mummy.

Children afraid to dance, to cry, afraid of everything!

Little monsters.

Fundamentalist. Fundamentalist! Funda-men-talist!

Creed-reciting parrot-Christians. (Caw!)

Christian bats who prefer the shadows to light.

Rigid. Rigid. Rigid! Ri-gi-dah!

Like lukewarm who are not aware they are naked. (Mixed metaphor, caw!)

They face the people of God with a switch in their hand.

Uh, turn off his mic - turn off his mic - turn off his mic...



(Credit to The Pope Francis Little Book of Insults which has many, many more insults.)

New rap hit on Def Bear label. "Mercy Coprophagia." (Test sample only.)

5 comments:

  1. wellwellwellwellwell.....that made me throw up a li'l bit in my mouth.

    It's gonna be UGE!

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    1. The longer piece is better, Bear thinks. Amazing how modern technology can take someone with no talent, autotune them to a techno beat and... oh. Yeah. Well, Bear's caught on to that industry.

      If you like it, consider please to Share the Bear. Unless, of course, you're ashamed of him. Is that it?

      [Bear cries great big tears while sitting in corner.]

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  3. OH my gosh...I cried at this. too funny. Are you this funny in real life? Or only funny in writing. Not everybody is as funny in real life. If you are as funny in real life, your house would be filled with guests all the time. That's how you know.

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