It gets even better. On the prepared syllabus it says "Vatican II -- non-dogmatic."
|Maybe she's just a Bat Christian.|
So, she's either a witch, or she needs to use her umbrella more often.
Come to think of it, this is not the first bat event with her. One evening we went out on a lake in our canoe. Since the canoe is required to have lights, she attached powerful LED lights to her head. When it got dark, bats started dive-bombing her head.
She said the lights attracted bugs, which attracted hungry bats.
Up until this latest incident, the Bear believed her.
Now he's thinking the evidence is tipping toward witch. But this sort of cute witch.