The Bear is quite sorry he has let things get slack lately, but, after all, he is a Bear. Laziness is considered a mark of character among bears, which is just as well, since one might as well make a virtue out of vice if you have no immortal soul, right?
But wait! Big news in the woodland! Pope Francis said that animals go to heaven.
Among those sending Tuffy to Hell, or at least oblivion, would be Pope Benedict and Fr. Mitch Pacwa from EWTN. (Bears have long memories.)
The Bear has to side with Pope Francis on this latest non-magisterial statement on the fate of animals.
So make that two posts this week, albeit at least one of them sort of lame.
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