The Bear apologizes for the recent scandals that have rocked St. Corbinian's Bear blog. He asks your forgiveness.
First there was that thing.
Then who can forget that other thing?
And those are just two of the things. There may be many others. Or not.
And maybe what you believe the Bear is apologizing for is actually the opposite of what you think. Or maybe the Bear is really apologizing in order to shame other people or make a point.
The Bear apologizes for not actually telling you what he is asking forgiveness for. It does make the whole unpleasant process easier on the Bear. However, it is also an excellent way to generate confusion. It's always healthy to have everyone speculating on what the Bear means, especially when scandal is involved.
Or maybe not, in which case the Bear offers his apologies.
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