|Monsignor Krzysztof Charamsa with man who attempts to mate with him.|
While the Bishop of Rome is worried about global warming (which never sent anyone to Hell, as far as the Bear knows) and U.S. bishops fret about immigration and gun control (ditto), here's a big, fat, oh by the way to everybody:
The Church is run by queers. Queer priests were the source of the homosexual abuse scandal. Queer bishops protected the offenders. Without doubt, the Church is the largest employer of homosexuals in the world. The Bear would not be surprised if 80% of the clergy are either gay, or twiddling their thumbs waiting for the Church to be "more welcoming."
|Pope meeting with men who enjoy having sex the wrong way.|
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Although Michael Voris is an arctophobe, he and his team have torn down the lavender curtain in New York. You can see it here; the first half is more useful.
How to Mate
The Bear is very sorry that humans are too stupid to mate. No wonder your birth rates are low. If you are a male who will not mate with a female, face the fact that there is something wrong with you and try to get better. There's nothing "cute" or "trendy," or "fabulous" about improper mating. When you describe what homosexuals actually do with one another, like [edited] it is just against nature and disgusting. And it's a big sin.
Did you know until 1974 homosexuality was listed as a mental illness, along with other sexual perversions? It's true. But homosexuals kept pressuring the American Psychiatric Association until they finally got 55% of the members to vote to disappear it. Poof! Suddenly an accepted mental illness was gone! (Bear wishes they would vote his bi-Polar Bear condition away!)
Don't keep trying to mate with other males. That is disgusting and unprofitable. You should exhibit courting behavior with females and see if eventually the juices get flowing. And cut the fabulous act. Be a man, as best you can! Don't give up!
Warning. While homosexual males are happy to have sex anywhere, with anyone, not to exclude the use of anonymous [edited], you will find women are different. They are a whole lot harder to mate with. You cannot expect to mate with a good one until you have been with her for a long time and get married. The Bear understands that must try your patience, which may be part of the problem. Yes! Guess what? No mating for a long time! Them's the rules, sunshine.
When the time comes, you may be nervous. That's only natural. Let's just say [edited] and not multiple choice. The Bear promises Mother Nature will do the rest.
If females are just a no-go for you, then sex is not for you, the Bear is sorry to say. You will live, despite what humans believe. Netflix and Amazon Prime have like a million hours of quality programming.
Advice for Homosexual Priests
WTF? You're not even supposed be having normal sex. How do you dare to have sex the wrong way with another male? There is only one option. Stop. All the queer priests around you will be like, "Oh, Kitten, what's the matter? Who convinced you a little gay fun was wrong? It's not sex with a woman, Kitten, so you're still celibate!" Oh, the Bear forgot the first rule. Pepper spray. Use it, right in the sissy's face. You should buy several units, because you're probably going to go through it pretty quickly. Soon they'll learn to leave you alone.
Good luck, homo friends! Be sure to let the Bear know how you're doing!