Sunday, May 29, 2016

From a Friend 2 [IMPORTANT UPDATE]

OPSEC. RADIO DOES FINE. RANDOM DUCKS FLY. REALTORS SAY THIS THIS THIS. LOTRIII. ALL THE WORLD WONDERS. RESIST RABBIT. NO MAN KNOWS TIME.

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URGENT NEED HELP ON CODED MSG TIME SENSITIVE. FOLLOWING OBTAINED FROM HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SERVER:

TOP SECRET UMBRA//SI-GAMMA 4478-MANSION/TALENT KEYHOLE-LANTERN//NOFORN 021833MAY29 

TOP SECRET The Bear is a naturalized American citizen. It appears Turkey has collaborated with an unknown third party country to kidnap him for unknown reasons. However, rescue is complicated because Turkey is a NATO ally and has disclaimed all knowledge of the Bear.

TOP SECRET Situation in Turkey is very sensitive now. Back channel efforts to secure the Bear's release show zero promise. Military ops impossible. Ground assets cannot be risked. While the Bear's contributions to national security in WWII are acknowledged, we must regretfully advise implementation of Benghazi Option.

SECRET There are unconfirmed reports of the Bear's death, or scheduled termination soon.


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B34R OUT





22 comments:

  1. I see that you are now using the Ganswein two-pope model for your blog. The bunny rabbit expands the ursine ministry so that there is the large ferocious woodland creature, now complemented by the small gentle woodland creature. It's all bear anyway. To complete the model of two-popes, all you need to say now is the the bunny and bear are one, the bunny is the bear, as is the bear. Maybe a new graphic with a bear body and a bunny head?

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    1. Don't worry. The bear is someplace safe. For us, anyway. He'll never be able to raise enough money to bribe even one guard. Trust me. The bear is gone. You will not see him again. And here? A steady diet of Mark Shea and Jimmy Aiken links to deprogram you. As soon as I CAN FREAKING POST.

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  2. Time is greater than space.

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  3. One blogger -- Bunny Rabbit. Bear is no more.

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    1. Well then, the bear expands the rabbit ministry! Big ferocious commentary when needed, otherwise quiet and gentle. What's up doc could be your new tag line.

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    2. Yes, yes. I was there. I saw from the shadows the meeting between Bear and Hare. Bear has gone beyond the mountain.

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    3. Ridiculous. The last thing they want is the bear around. I give him a week, tops. They are just waiting for the order. Do you think high-level meetings don't have their quid pro quos? I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch my bear LOL

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    1. I do not know. All I know is that he is someplace far, far away awaiting his well-deserved fate for all of his schism and heresy and scandal, not to mention a lack of respect for upstanding clergy like Fr. Rosica and the Pope Himself. Stay Fluffy -- Bunny Rabbit.

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  5. As long as the bear's pathetic little coded messages are lost on you all, the bear is never returning. Still, good job on the morse code. And fast. You people love everything that is ancient and obsolete. Soon I'll be posting articles again once we get this low-down hacking attempt fixed. BR

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  6. At least the page title is now St. Corbinian's Bear Ephemeris, an improvement from St. Corbinian's Bunny Rabbit Blog.

    Your days are surely numbered, Rabbit!

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    1. A minor and temporary setback. Your bear, however, is facing a more permanent problem.

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  7. Bunnies can be very dangerous. See "The Night Of The Lepus" movie if you think I'm kidding!

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    1. not to mention the killer rabbit of Caerbannog!

      Only the holy handgrenade of Antioch could stop that vicious coney.

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    2. And who could forget Jimmy Carter's "killer rabbit"? Imagine a U.S. President almost assassinated by a rabbit?

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  8. send this guy in and Bear comes home TONIGHT!....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGhQ2BDt4VE

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  9. LOTRIII = Return of the King, right?

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    1. In LOTRIII there are no bears (unlike the Hobbit), so the message must be not to expect his return. Also with ROTK we see that Aragon accepts the rule of Gondor and unites and leads the race of men into the glorious new 4th age, while the naysayer Denethor who has only preached doom, perishes along with all the old ways.

      So in part, the message must be thus: The prophet of doom, the Bear, is gone. Our new ruler, B. Rabbit, is wise and will lead our city into a new age of peace, unity, and love.

      Such great joy are these messages!

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    2. I don't know, but I certainly appreciate the vote of confidence! Stay Fluffy -- Bunny Rabbit

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    3. Always, your excellency. May your fur never be matted with tears.

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