|Dragons? Not worried.|
The correct guess shall receive a valuable (i.e. tangible) prize! Eventually! Some suggestions:
- He will be named to Trump's cabinet.
- He finally has a grandbear.
- His ephemeris has been picked up by Patheos.
- He received a personal phone call from the Pope.
- He was just type-rated on the 737.
- J.J. Abrams is rolling out a movie about the Bear's adventures, featuring time travel.
- SCB has been voted one of the Top Ten Catholic Blogs (in the large talking predator category)
- He has been hired as the official spokesbear for Russia.
- Robert Downey, Jr. has invited him to spend the weekend with him.
- His conviction several years ago for... that business in Pennsylvania has been overturned on appeal.
- His mate, Red Death, has finally conceded that our marriage is valid after all.
- Or not, and the Bear is free to marry Natalie Dormer. (Shout out, Nats!)
- He's going to be severely injured when Red Death reads the above.
- Finally, the Bear has just signed a contract with HBO to play a major new character in Game of Thrones' last two seasons: the Bear, from Bear Island (hard to avoid typecasting when you're a talking animal).
In case of same guesses, the one with the most detail will break the tie. Polish those crystal balls and let your imaginations run wild.
Contest will end midnight, Woodland Savings Time, Tuesday.